Holding pattern

If you're reading this, you're early. That's okay. In fact, since most people are fashionably late, its kind of refreshing.

But just like when you show up at party early, don't be surprised that there isn't much going on here except for some scuffling and shuffling in the background as the host finishes getting dressed and makes sure that there is a box of decorative toothpicks by the crock pot full of Swedish meatballs. Feel free to lounge about on the couch, or if you wouldn't terribly mind, run down to the store and pick up a couple of two-liters. We appear to be running short.

Thanks.

-the mismanaged management